Zen Advice You get
Zen Advice You get in life what you have the courage to ask for.
Author Oprah Winfrey
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Chuck Norris installChuck Norris installed Skynet on his iPod.
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A programmer puts twA programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
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As a child, Chuck NoAs a child, Chuck Norris once killed a pediatrician with a tongue depressor.
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Chuck Norris once gaChuck Norris once gave his cell phone a brain tumor.
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PNM offers options for elPNM offers options for electricity customers in a pinch AND ENTER YOUR CAR’S VIN NUMBER, AND PNM IS HOSTING ITS FIRST BILL ASSISTANCE FAIR FOR THIS YEAR. ALBUQUERQUE RESIDENTS, WHO HAVE A DISCONNECTION NOTICE ON THEIR BILL CAN GET HELP THIS UPCOMING THURSD…
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American relay teams win American relay teams win 2 golds in the last events of a dominant Olympic track meet for the US The American men eked out a relay win in the 4×400 meters just 15 minutes before a star-studded U.S. women’s team dominated the field Saturday night.
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