Zen Advice You get
Zen Advice You get in life what you have the courage to ask for.
Author Oprah Winfrey
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Chuck Norris eats coChuck Norris eats cold beans out of the can and thinks he’s the next fucking Gordon Ramsey.
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James Bond says his James Bond says his name twice to introduce himself. Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Chuck Norris once swChuck Norris once swung a walrus around by its tusks and threw it half a mile. He kept the tusks.
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Five athletes with ArkansFive athletes with Arkansas ties medal in 4×400-meter relays PARIS (KNWA/KFTA) — Five athletes with ties to the Natural State won medals in the 4×400-meter relays on the last day of track & field events at the Stade de France on Saturday. The men took to the track first with Chris Bailey…
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Bridget Jones Is FollowinBridget Jones Is Following the Same Path as Carrie Bradshaw. I Have Mixed Feelings About It. The way Renée Zellweger walks when she’s playing Bridget Jones is a thing of awkward beauty. Shoulders back, tits out, it is a stride crossed with something like a waddle, first captured on screen in …
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What do you call a pWhat do you call a pile of kittens? : A meowntain.
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