Did you hear about
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? : It was wrong on so many levels.
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Watch: Preview the best OWatch: Preview the best Oscar-nominated movies of the year Entertainment writer Kevin Slane breaks down what you can stream now ahead of the Oscars in March.
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Todays Technical excuse ITodays Technical excuse I should really get to fixing the fiber phased
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After each of his trAfter each of his trademark orgies, Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He instead hangs upside-down from the ceiling and stares at his chosen ones until they put their clothes on and get the fuck out so the next group can enter.
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Chuck Norris is the Chuck Norris is the best in the West. He also has the North, East and South totally covered.
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A grocery store cashA grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag. : I told her “No, thanks. The carton works fine”.
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Chuck Norris doesn’tChuck Norris doesn’t know drama on TNT
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