Relationship Status
Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog’s paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
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we pray for god.god we pray for god.god prays for Chuck Norris
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The only reason ChucThe only reason Chuck Norris hasn’t brutally beaten George Lucas to death is because he still wars the beard.
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‘Emilia Pérez’ star Karla‘Emilia Pérez’ star Karla Sofía Gascón deactivates X account amid mounting pre-Oscars woes ‘Emilia Pérez’ star Karla Sofía Gascón goes dark on X (formerly Twitter) after a series of insensitive past remarks about Muslims, Islam and more resurfaced….
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Driver trapped in flamingDriver trapped in flaming car dies after Sunnyvale crash (KRON) — One person died in a major crash in Sunnyvale on Wednesday, the Sunnyvale Department of Public Safety said. Four cars were involved in a …
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one day 7 year old Cone day 7 year old Chuck Norris swam to europe, next day nazi surrendered
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/u/TommyHankster on Very specific– SC_OFF –> He is kidding
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