Eight bytes walk in
Eight bytes walk into a bar.
The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”
“Yeah,” reply the bytes.
“Make us a double.”
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did you see the movidid you see the movie godzilla he did’nt come to scare newyork he came to get away from Chuck Norris
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Brain dead zombies aBrain dead zombies are smart enough to stay the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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TLC4x4 1989 FJ142 Land CrTLC4x4 1989 FJ142 Land Cruiser This TLC4x4 FJ142 is more than another restored FJ62 Land Cruiser. Underneath the ’80s-era FJ62 body is a 1992-1997 FZJ80 chassis with full-time four-wheel drive and modern brakes, wrapped in the classic style of the FJ62. Under the hood is…
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The Manny Pacquiao-FThe Manny Pacquiao-Floyd Mayweather Jr. fight does not push through because CHUCK NORRIS’s share is too much. He’s asking for $1 Billion.
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Benjamin of US holds off Benjamin of US holds off Tebogo of Botswana to win men’s 4×400 relay at Paris Olympics Rai Benjamin has held off Letsile Tebogo on the anchor leg to give the United States men gold medal and an Olympic record in the men’s 4×400-meter relay at the Paris Games.
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Atomic Annie: The Army BuAtomic Annie: The Army Built the World’s Only Nuclear Artillery ‘Cannon’ What You Need to Know: The M65 “Atomic Annie,” introduced in 1952, was the world’s only nuclear artillery cannon. With an impressive range of 30 miles and armed with a 15-kiloton nuclear warhead, the 280mm gun was developed post-WWII as…
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