The only reason why The only reason why there is night is because the sun is hidding from Chuck Norris.
While waiting at theWhile waiting at the drive up window at the local KFC for his order of lobster thermidor, Chuck Norris chugged a gallon of Wild Turkey. When his order arrived, he barfed in the cashiers face and drove off laughing.
“Sydney McLaughlin-Levron“Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone made television mad. The camera guy was upset” – Justin Gatlin heaps praise on American’s 4x400m split at Paris Olympics Former American Olympian Justin Gatlin lauded his compatriot Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone for her outstanding performance in the women’s 4x400m relay at the Paris Olympics.
For a short period iFor a short period in the mid-70’s, Chuck Norris sported an enormous Chuckfro.
Chuck Norris has nevChuck Norris has never plugged a toilet. They’re afraid of what will happen if they don’t take his Shit.
Zen Advice Live simpZen Advice Live simply, expect little, give much. Author Norman Vincent Peale