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Little known fact: CLittle known fact: Chuck Norris deviginized Mary LONG before Joseph ever met her.

Everyone is born nakEveryone is born naked and crying, except Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris was born dressed as a little soldier, and came out marching.

American relay teams win American relay teams win 2 golds in the last events of a dominant Olympic track meet for the US The American men eked out a relay win in the 4×400 meters just 15 minutes before a star-studded U.S. women’s team dominated the field Saturday night.

Chuck Norris brighteChuck Norris brightens up the sun’s day

One day Chuck NorrisOne day Chuck Norris was bored, so he grabbed a lighter, put it up to his ass, and farted. This was known as the Big Bang.

Former Chiefs defensive tFormer Chiefs defensive tackle Tershawn Wharton signs with Panthers Former Kansas City Chiefs defensive tackle Tershawn Wharton has signed a three-year contract with the Carolina Panthers.