A programmer puts t
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
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Bowie native Quincy WilsoBowie native Quincy Wilson, 16, is in line to run in Olympic 4×400 relay Quincy Wilson is in line to race for the Americans in the men’s 4×400 meter relay on Friday, which would make the 16-year-old the youngest male to compete for the U.S. track team.
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Chuck Norris is justChuck Norris is just like you he puts his pants on one leg at a time exept when he does it he fights north Koreans
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Chuck Norris can makChuck Norris can make sea creatures drown.
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In soivet Russia IanIn soivet Russia Ian’s (Smosh) pizza eats Ian and Anthony. SMOSHTIME WITH LUNCH Chuck Norris
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Cars still frozen to streCars still frozen to street on Milwaukee’s east side after water main break, city sees increase in breaks this year The main near Franklin Place and Pleasant Street broke Tuesday afternoon as officials document an increase in breaks this year.
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Today’s useless fact, MenToday’s useless fact, Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.
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