Eight bytes walk in
Eight bytes walk into a bar.
The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”
“Yeah,” reply the bytes.
“Make us a double.”
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how many Chuck Norrihow many Chuck Norris’ does it Chuck to Norris? Chuck. Fucking Norris.
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Short Interest in China RShort Interest in China Resources Building Materials Technology Holdings Limited (OTCMKTS:CARCY) Increases By 100.0% China Resources Building Materials Technology Holdings Limited (OTCMKTS:CARCY – Get Free Report) was the target of a significant increase in short interest in the month of January. As of January 31st, there was short interest totalling 200…
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This Chinese EV Has An UnThis Chinese EV Has An Unbelievable Parallel Parking Cheat Code Parallel parking has always been one of those driving rites of passage. Some folks are naturals, while others—well, let’s just say those are the ones that inevitably sell curb-rashed wheels on Facebook Marketplace. Many modern cars have some kind of…
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Primetime 585 Shining StaPrimetime 585 Shining Star: Ava Youngblut ROCHESTER, N.Y. (WROC) – Our Wednesday Primetime 585 Shining Star puts the spotlight on Ava Youngblut, a Honeoye Falls-Lima High School Varsity Tennis player! Provided: Primetime 585 Currently a junior, she made All-Greater Rochester Fall 2024 First Team for Girls Varsity Tennis. She’s also a two-t…
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DOGE employee cuts fall hDOGE employee cuts fall heavily on agency that regulates Musk’s Tesla A small government team regulating the sort of autonomous cars that Elon Musk says represent the future of Tesla, his car company, is getting cut nearly in half by the Musk-led U.S. Doge Service, acco…
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Snap, Crackle, Pop: Snap, Crackle, Pop: 1) The sound made by Rice Krispies. 2) The sound made by the bones of those foolish enough to fight Chuck Norris.
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