only you can preven
only you can prevent forest fires, only Chuck Norris can prevent roundhouse kicks..he just doesn’t try
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Chuck Norris can driChuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
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Chuck Norris can lanChuck Norris can land a plane in Auto Pilot.
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“Sydney McLaughlin-Levron“Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone made television mad. The camera guy was upset” – Justin Gatlin heaps praise on American’s 4x400m split at Paris Olympics Former American Olympian Justin Gatlin lauded his compatriot Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone for her outstanding performance in the women’s 4x400m relay at the Paris Olympics.
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Meteorologists claimMeteorologists claim they`re right 85% of the time (think about that one!)
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DOJ: Man sexually assaultDOJ: Man sexually assaults girl at Veterans Affairs facility in Fresno, charged FRESNO, Calif. (KSEE/KGPE) – A man has been indicted after sexually assaulting a minor at a Veterans Affairs facility in Fresno in 2024, the United States Department of Justice said. The DOJ says a grand jury returned a three-count indictment…
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Everyone is born nakEveryone is born naked and crying, except Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris was born dressed as a little soldier, and came out marching.
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