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When life throws lemWhen life throws lemons at Chuck Norris, he catches them and throws them back at life.

All Chuck Norris facAll Chuck Norris facts should be told in a respectful whisper, whilst laying one’s palms and forehead on the floor.

If you’re squashed cIf you’re squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations.

Chuck Norris once stChuck Norris once strangled a man to death with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris went toChuck Norris went to court once, and he lost. He roundhouse kicked the judge in the head so hard that all of justice became blind.