Eight bytes walk in
Eight bytes walk into a bar.
The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”
“Yeah,” reply the bytes.
“Make us a double.”
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‘Tap to Exit’ requirement‘Tap to Exit’ requirement arrives at Los Angeles Union Station Many riders will need to tap their transit cards in order to disembark at Los Angeles Union Station in the latest effort by LA Metro to curb crime and crack down on fare evaders. The Tap to Exit program at Union Station…
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If you have $100 andIf you have $100 and Chuck Norris is broke, He still has more money than you.
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Aluminum recycler NovelisAluminum recycler Novelis targets up to $12.6bn valuation in US IPO Novelis, owned by Indian billionaire Kumar Mangalam Birla’s Hindalco Industries, is targeting a valuation of up to $12.6 billion in its initial public offering in the United States, the aluminum products maker said on Tuesday. The world’s largest recycler of aluminum, whose…
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Paris Jackson slams critiParis Jackson slams critics of her sheer dress worn during fashion week Paris Jackson called out Internet trolls who criticized her latest appearance at Paris Fashion Week.Michael Jackson’s daughter admitted on her Instagram Stories that she received a “good amount of flack” after she stepped out last week in the city of…
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Chuck Norris knows yChuck Norris knows you currently have a pornographic website minimised on the screen.
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Monster 4×4 camper van isMonster 4×4 camper van is a go-anywhere work and camp machine Don’t let its bright, friendly stripes fool you – the Iveco Daily Switch 4×4 was the meanest-looking camper van at the year’s largest RV Show. By far. The towering RV was also among the show’s most versatile, combining Iveco’s highly…
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