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Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog’s paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
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Chuck Norris Does noChuck Norris Does not get DUI’s. Police officers go missing.
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Zen Advice You get iZen Advice You get in life what you have the courage to ask for. Author Oprah Winfrey
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American relay teams win American relay teams win 2 golds in the last events of a dominant Olympic track meet for the US The American men eked out a relay win in the 4×400 meters just 15 minutes before a star-studded U.S. women’s team dominated the field Saturday night.
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Super Bowl commercials reSuper Bowl commercials rely on comedy, nostalgia to avoid potential missteps Most of the commercials airing during this year’s Super Bowl are going for laughs, with advertisers betting that America could use a little break. As the Philadelphia Eagles and the Kansas City Chiefs hit the field in New Orleans, a parade…
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Rory McIlroy snaps at fanRory McIlroy snaps at fan’s caddie critique during Genesis Invitational meltdown: ‘Shut the f— up’ Rory McIlroy’s finish at Torrey Pines over the weekend wasn’t going well, and when one fan criticized his caddie, it pushed the wrong button.McIlroy fell down the leaderboard at the Genesis Invitational after some poor putting,…
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When Chuck Norris waWhen Chuck Norris was young…Santa sat on his lap.
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