Bruce Jenner heard
Bruce Jenner heard that Chuck Norris doesn’t kill women. Chuck is willing to make an exception.
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Chuck Norris went toChuck Norris went to a beauty salon yesterday to get a pedi and have his crotch waxed. There were NO survivors.
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Avoid mixing Ginger Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated.
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Average number of peAverage number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000.
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All The Punny Food I’m SeAll The Punny Food I’m Serving at My Oscars Party This Year And the winner for watch-party host goes to…you!
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Debris falls in PrudentiaDebris falls in Prudential Tunnel, damaging several cars Concrete debris fell from the Prudential Tunnel’s ceiling Friday afternoon, which officials attributed to a freeze-thaw cycle.
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American relay teams win American relay teams win 2 golds in the last events of a dominant Olympic track meet for the US The U.S. women’s 4×400 relay team dominated the field in a fitting end to the Olympic track events dominated by the Americans.
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