Did you hear about
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? : It was wrong on so many levels.
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The first mutant wasThe first mutant was Chuck Norris
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New FCC chairman makes liNew FCC chairman makes lighthearted plea for ‘no wardrobe malfunctions’ at Super Bowl LIX: ‘My only ask’ Brendan Carr is hoping his early tenure as chairman of the Federal Communication Commission won’t see any hiccups on Super Bowl Sunday.
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/u/TommyHankster on are these marks from my wheels? is that normal?– SC_OFF –> You are more likely to survive wheelbite with harder wheels. However, harder wheels would be harder to skate on rough surfaces. It is best to improve balance to get less wheelbite.
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when Chuck Norris plwhen Chuck Norris played foot ball in high school, the coach new better than to say bring the house, cause he new that Chuck Norris would bring the house the garage and the family car, and then throw it at the quarter back.
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Chuck Norris doesnt Chuck Norris doesnt use bullets for ammo, he uses pills for ammo
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As you get older, leAs you get older, learn never to trust a fart.
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