Chuck Norris once p
Chuck Norris once pissed into a petrol truck….that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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A school decided to A school decided to motivate its students by putting up “Chuck Norris is Watching You” posters around the building. Within 2 months, discipline problems fell to zero and test scores went up 300%.
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Fox burned in wildfire reFox burned in wildfire returns to Orange County wilderness A gray fox that was injured in the Airport Fire last September returned to the wild after five months of rehabilitation at the San Diego Humane Society’s Ramona Wildlife Center. According to a news release by the organization, the fox was brought…
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Some people check thSome people check their horoscope. Chuck Norris consults his Norriscope. It’s usually a set of co-ordinates and the words ‘KILL’ or ‘SEX’.
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Woman airlifted to hospitWoman airlifted to hospital after crash at Silver Lake Sand Dunes, DNR says GOLDEN TOWNSHIP, Mich. (WOOD) — A woman was airlifted to the hospital after an all-terrain vehicle she was driving flipped over on her at Silver Lake Sand Dunes, officials say. Around 1:15 Sunday, a woman was driving the 4×4…
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When Chuck Norris goWhen Chuck Norris goes to jail playing monopoly, his racing car starts raping other inmates
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