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Chuck Norris went into a Catholic confession booth and made the preist confess to over one hundred unsolved pedophilia cases. Then Norris jammed a crucifix up his ass and emptied two Uzis into his face. On live TV.
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American relay teams win American relay teams win 2 golds in the last events of a dominant Olympic track meet for the US The U.S. women’s 4×400 relay team dominated the field in a fitting end to the Olympic track events dominated by the Americans.
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One day Chuck NorrisOne day Chuck Norris was bored, so he grabbed a lighter, put it up to his ass, and farted. This was known as the Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris’ breathChuck Norris’ breath always smells like pussy. Always.
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Today I will be mainly loToday I will be mainly looking at, Phosfluorescently Benchmark Cross-media Interfaces
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James Bond says his James Bond says his name twice to introduce himself. Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Teen phenom going to OlymTeen phenom going to Olympics on 4×400 squad Dive into the numbers of the track and field world-record holders as we prepare for the 2024 Paris Olympics. (1:14) Open Extended Reactions After turning heads at the recent U.S. Olympic trials in E…
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