A comet will erase
A comet will erase the human race, the sciencists called the comet Chuck Norris.
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The meteor that blewThe meteor that blew up over Chelyabinsk was Chuck Norris’s Valentine ejaculation to the women of Russia. It took 24 hours to get there from Lone Wolf Ranch, Texas.
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Police investigating ‘susPolice investigating ‘suspicious’ death of teen girl in north county ST. LOUIS COUNTY, Mo. – One teen girl is dead after being shot near the Glasgow Village neighborhood Monday afternoon. According to the St. Louis County Police Department, officers from the North County Precinct were called to the 10900 block of John James…
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Chuck Norris once fiChuck Norris once finished a whole cake, before his friends told him there was a stripper in it
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Today’s useless fact, CamToday’s useless fact, Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand!
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When I use a word . . . TWhen I use a word . . . The most beautiful medical words Jeffrey K Aronson Centre for Evidence Based Medicine, Nuffield Department of Primary Care Health Sciences, University of Oxford, Oxford, UK Follow Jeffrey on X: @JKAronson Some English words are more…
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Chuck Norris knows hChuck Norris knows how to shut down Skynet. Warner Bros beged him not to so they can make some money out of it.
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