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A top rated MMA fighter named Thunderclap decided to take on Chuck Norris. After Chuck slapped him silly, Thunderclap referred to Chuck as “Nightmare Norris”.
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Chuck Norris went toChuck Norris went to a beauty salon yesterday to get a pedi and have his crotch waxed. There were NO survivors.
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Austin Peay State UniversAustin Peay State University Track and Field Excels with Podium Performances at Vanderbilt’s Commodore Challenge – Clarksville Online – Clarksville News, Sports, Events and Information Nashville, TN – Highlighted by 14 top-10 finishes, podium finishes Taylin Segree and Madelyn Kocik, and the eighth-fastest 4x400M relay time in program
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why is flag waving owhy is flag waving on the moon? Chuck Norris was running around
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Two train cars containingTwo train cars containing ethanol derail in Worcester WORCESTER, Mass. (WWLP) – Crews were sent to a train derailment on Cambridge Street in Worcester Sunday afternoon. Wanted fugitive escaped from custody in North Carolina captured in Massachusetts NBC Boston states that crews were called for reports of a hazmat situation before noon…
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A-STEP: The AstroPix SounA-STEP: The AstroPix Sounding Rocket Technology Demonstration Payload arXiv:2411.03165v1 Announce Type: new Abstract: A next-generation medium-energy (100 keV to 100 MeV) gamma-ray observatory will greatly enhance the identification and characterization of multimessenger sources in the coming decade. Coupling gamma-ray spectroscopy, imaging, and polarization to neutr…
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If you have $100 andIf you have $100 and Chuck Norris is broke, He still has more money than you.
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