After each of his t
After each of his trademark orgies, Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He instead hangs upside-down from the ceiling and stares at his chosen ones until they put their clothes on and get the fuck out so the next group can enter.
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Luigi Mangione acknowledgLuigi Mangione acknowledges public support in first official statement since arrest Luigi Mangione, the suspect in the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, issued his first public statement on Friday to thank supporters for sending him letters while he is being held at a c…
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This common everydayThis common everyday occurrence composed of 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, and 9% dioxide is called a `fart`.
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Woman airlifted to hospitWoman airlifted to hospital after crash at Silver Lake Sand Dunes, DNR says GOLDEN TOWNSHIP, Mich. (WOOD) — A woman was airlifted to the hospital after an all-terrain vehicle she was driving flipped over on her at Silver Lake Sand Dunes, officials say. Around 1:15 Sunday, a woman was driving the 4×4…
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Merchandise | B. S. O. LaMerchandise | B. S. O. Law Enforcement Auction – Sun Sentinel | Classifieds B. S. O. Law Enforcement Auction 2021 Chevy Tahoe LT 4X4 2019 Chevy Tahoe Premier 4X2 2016 Ram…
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No More Pretense: Carr’s No More Pretense: Carr’s FCC Threatens News Radio Station For Reporting The News Too Specifically Sycophants do sycophantic things, that much is known. But the level to which newly-minted FCC chairman Brendan Carr has voluntarily debased himself purely to achieve his current station is extraordinary. We knew during the campaign season…
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What do you call a wWhat do you call a witch at the beach? : A Sandwich.
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