Area 51 is owned by
Area 51 is owned by Chuck Norris. So are Areas 1-50.
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Carrier Global CorporatioCarrier Global Corporation (CARR) Presents at Citi’s 2025 Global Industrial Tech and Mobility Conference (Transcript) Carrier Global Corporation (NYSE:CARR) Citi’s 2025 Global Industrial Tech and Mobility Conference February 20, 2025 1:50 PM ETCompany ParticipantsDave…
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Nike says, ‘Just Do Nike says, ‘Just Do It’. Chuck Norris says, ‘shut the fuck up, boy’.
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Toyota’s shining reputatiToyota’s shining reputation is hit by another unfixable issue In the late 1980s and early 1990s, storied Japanese automaker Toyota (TOYOF) sold its cars with a simple tagline: “I love what you do for me.” The simple phrase described the feeling of owning one of Toyota’s inexpensive, stylish, feature-rich cars with bulletproof reliability, as…
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only you can preventonly you can prevent forest fires, only Chuck Norris can prevent roundhouse kicks..he just doesn’t try
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Disco, the Latin lanDisco, the Latin language, and Dinosaurs: all unfortunate victims of Chuck Norris.
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“Sydney McLaughlin-Levron“Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone made television mad. The camera guy was upset” – Justin Gatlin heaps praise on American’s 4x400m split at Paris Olympics Former American Olympian Justin Gatlin lauded his compatriot Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone for her outstanding performance in the women’s 4x400m relay at the Paris Olympics.
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