At birth, Chuck Nor
At birth, Chuck Norris immediately excised his parasitic twin, instantly roundhouse kicked his ass and threw him out the 10th story hospital room. We now know the parasitic twin as PeeWee Herman.
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Chuck Norris once gaChuck Norris once gave his cell phone a brain tumor.
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Chuck Norris once roChuck Norris once round house kicked a retarded kids bus, and it became the first smart car.
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Todays Kimi quote : Todays Kimi quote : – :- Yes, yes, yes, yes! I’m doing all the time. You don’t have to remind every ten seconds.
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New 2024 Ford F-150 in HaNew 2024 Ford F-150 in Harrisburg KEY FEATURES INCLUDENavigation, 4×4, Back-Up Camera, Turbocharged, Remote Engine Start, Satellite Radio, iPod/MP3 Input, Onboard Communications System, Trailer Hitch, Cloth Seats, Smart Device Integration, Blind Spot Monitor, Lane Keeping Assist, Apple CarPlay®, WiFi Hotspot. Keyless Entry, MP3 Pla…
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Edinburgh activists targeEdinburgh activists target SUVs in solidarity with Spain’s flood victims Tyre Extinguishers group stencils ‘These cars kill Valencians’ on 4x4s in city to highlight SUVs’ role in climate crisis
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Some people would beSome people would be better off if they took their own advice.
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