Chuck Norris bright
Chuck Norris brighteChuck Norris brightens up the sun’s day
Chuck Norris is the
Chuck Norris is the Chuck Norris is the eleventh plague of Egypt.
Chuckeroo = Chuck N
Chuckeroo = Chuck NoChuckeroo = Chuck Norris spam.
A top rated MMA fig
A top rated MMA fighA top rated MMA fighter named Thunderclap decided to take on Chuck Norris. After Chuck slapped him silly, Thunderclap referred to Chuck as “Nightmare Norris”.
A school decided to
A school decided to A school decided to motivate its students by putting up “Chuck Norris is Watching You” posters around the building. Within 2 months, discipline problems fell to zero and test scores went up 300%.
Chuck Norris scratc
Chuck Norris scratchChuck Norris scratches his back with a circular saw.
Chuck Norris instal
Chuck Norris installChuck Norris installed Skynet on his iPod.
Chuck Norris is a p
Chuck Norris is a paChuck Norris is a pacifist. He can pass-a-fist through your face.
Liam Neeson was tak
Liam Neeson was takeLiam Neeson was taken by Chuck Norris
If someone says, no
If someone says, nobIf someone says, nobodys perfect, Chuck Norris takes that as a personal insult.