Brain dead zombies
Brain dead zombies are smart enough to stay the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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“Sydney McLaughlin-Levron“Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone made television mad. The camera guy was upset” – Justin Gatlin heaps praise on American’s 4x400m split at Paris Olympics Former American Olympian Justin Gatlin lauded his compatriot Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone for her outstanding performance in the women’s 4x400m relay at the Paris Olympics.
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Caribbean restaurant fireCaribbean restaurant fire caught on camera, ruled as arson A restaurant fire in downtown Jackson is being investigated as arson.Taste of the Island Caribbean on E. Capitol Street caught fire in early January.The owner, Richard Higgins, said surveillance video…
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Bill: Schools, law enforcBill: Schools, law enforcement need to know more about underage felony offenders CANANDAIGUA, N.Y. (WROC) — Senator Pam Helming gave details Friday of a proposed new bill asking for schools and law enforcement to be in the know when felony offenders under 18 return from incarceration. If this bill is passed, it…
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Chuck Norris doesn’tChuck Norris doesn’t even need to put the seat up when he urinates.
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State Department to desigState Department to designate MS-13, Tren de Aragua as terrorist organizations The State Department will designate two migrant gangs and six Mexican cartels as terrorist organizations, following through on a campaign promise President Trump made to step up pressure on the groups.
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If your teacher getsIf your teacher gets angry because you put Chuck Norris as an answer in your test, he/she isn’t mad because of that answer, your teacher is in fact jealous because you are smarter than him/her.
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