Bruises are caused
Bruises are caused by Chuck Norris tapping you with his finger.
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Snap, Crackle, Pop: Snap, Crackle, Pop: 1) The sound made by Rice Krispies. 2) The sound made by the bones of those foolish enough to fight Chuck Norris.
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Today’s useless fact, AveToday’s useless fact, Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
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All the religions ofAll the religions of the world believe that reading Chuck Norris facts aloud daily increases your chances of surviving till the next day.
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Behind-the-scenes look inBehind-the-scenes look into how the Oscar statues are made in New York Did you the Oscar statues are actually made in New York? From a wax figure to the 24-carat, gold-plated statues we see on Oscars night, Joelle Garguilo shows the incredible work that goes into each handmade statue.
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Chuck Norris went inChuck Norris went into a Catholic confession booth and made the preist confess to over one hundred unsolved pedophilia cases. Then Norris jammed a crucifix up his ass and emptied two Uzis into his face. On live TV.
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Toyota’s shining reputatiToyota’s shining reputation is hit by another unfixable issue In the late 1980s and early 1990s, storied Japanese automaker Toyota (TOYOF) sold its cars with a simple tagline: “I love what you do for me.” The simple phrase described the feeling of owning one of Toyota’s inexpensive, stylish, feature-rich cars with bulletproof reliability, as…
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