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U of M’s Carnegie R1 statU of M’s Carnegie R1 status renewed “A lot of our junior faculty that we are hiring … are well-trained in research and finding funding for their research,” said the U of M’s Jasbir Dhaliwal. “It has absolutely become part of our cultu…

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