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Chuck Norris can hitChuck Norris can hit a banjo in the butt with a bull.

Chuck Norris once snChuck Norris once snapped a bears neck after it scratched his jacket.

Chuck Norris went toChuck Norris went to court once, and he lost. He roundhouse kicked the judge in the head so hard that all of justice became blind.

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Chuck Norris knows VChuck Norris knows Victoria’s secret.

Chuck Norris once peChuck Norris once performed a vasectomy on a gorilla while it was masterbating over a female in estrous.

Chuck Norris once diChuck Norris once did a hippy chick. Their lovechild is Captain Planet.

bir is just a high vbir is just a high velocity Chuck Norris spit

Chuck Norris went toChuck Norris went to court once, and he lost. He roundhouse kicked the judge in the head so hard that all of justice became blind.

Heard the saying “yoHeard the saying “you can’t controll the weather”?, well Chuck Norris can.