Chuck Norris mastur
Chuck Norris masturbChuck Norris masturbates with a handful of gunpowder.
The Exxon Valdez ac
The Exxon Valdez accThe Exxon Valdez accidently stuck Chuck Norris while he was swimming across the Bearing Sea.
If suddenly the wor
If suddenly the worlIf suddenly the world was taken over by aliens…everyone would be made their slaves and Chuck Norris would be made their king, no questions asked.
Today’s useless fact, In
Today’s useless fact, In Today’s useless fact, In a lifetime the average human produces enough quarts of spit to fill 2 swimming pools.
Scientists created
Scientists created AScientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
Chuck Norris can ge
Chuck Norris can getChuck Norris can get into a pissing match with a flamethrower and win.
Don’t hate the play
Don’t hate the playaDon’t hate the playa, or the game… hate Chuck Norris. Then prepare to die.
Chuck Norris instal
Chuck Norris installChuck Norris installed Skynet on his iPod.
Today’s useless fact, Av
Today’s useless fact, AveToday’s useless fact, Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
Chuck Norris always
Chuck Norris always Chuck Norris always sees it coming.