Chuck Norris abduct
Chuck Norris abducted Liam Neesons’ daughter and had his way with her for six months. Liam didn’t do shit. So Chuck beat the shit out of him.
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Chuck Norris has alrChuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.
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Why are modern progrWhy are modern programming languages so materialistic? : Because they are object-oriented.
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Chuck Norris did notChuck Norris did not look at Tupac or Biggie. He merely looked at them!
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Chuck Norris has nevChuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as “acts of God.”
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Zen Advice Every advZen Advice Every adversity, every failure, every heartbreak, carries with it the seed of an equal or greater benefit. Author Napoleon Hill
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