Chuck Norris abduct
Chuck Norris abducted Liam Neesons’ daughter and had his way with her for six months. Liam didn’t do shit. So Chuck beat the shit out of him.
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New FCC chairman makes liNew FCC chairman makes lighthearted plea for ‘no wardrobe malfunctions’ at Super Bowl LIX: ‘My only ask’ Brendan Carr is hoping his early tenure as chairman of the Federal Communication Commission won’t see any hiccups on Super Bowl Sunday.
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TLC4x4 1989 FJ142 Land CrTLC4x4 1989 FJ142 Land Cruiser This TLC4x4 FJ142 is more than another restored FJ62 Land Cruiser. Underneath the ’80s-era FJ62 body is a 1992-1997 FZJ80 chassis with full-time four-wheel drive and modern brakes, wrapped in the classic style of the FJ62. Under the hood is…
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Catholic Charities of OnoCatholic Charities of Onondaga County forced to make job cuts; “It was painful and continues to be painful.” SYRACUSE, N.Y. (WSYR) — Catholic Charities of Onondaga County slashes over 50 jobs after the Trump Administration halted funding for the agency’s refugee resettlement program. The organization’s Executive Director, Michael Melara, said cuts were…
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Apple Watch SE vs. Apple Apple Watch SE vs. Apple Watch Series 10 Buyer’s Guide The Apple Watch SE starts at $249, providing an accessible, low-cost option for those interested in owning an Apple smartwatch. The company also now offers the Apple Watch Series 10, which starts at $399, so what exactly do you get…
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Will Ferrell Invokes ClasWill Ferrell Invokes Classic SNL Celebrity Jeopardy Quote As Reaction To His Acclaimed Movie Being Snubbed By Oscars I’ll take big disappointment for 1,000, Trebek.
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Chuck Norris can desChuck Norris can destroy an entire office block with a single pelvic thrust.
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