Chuck Norris ain’t
Chuck Norris ain’t no diamond in the rough. He’s just fucking rough
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One day Chuck NorrisOne day Chuck Norris was bored, so he grabbed a lighter, put it up to his ass, and farted. This was known as the Big Bang.
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Those who fight ChucThose who fight Chuck Norris can not retreat or surrender. They’re dead long before they can do either.
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Republican ‘Can’t GuarantRepublican ‘Can’t Guarantee’ Trump-Backed Budget Cuts Won’t Hurt Veterans Republican Representative Greg Murphy of North Carolina said he “can’t guarantee” that budget cuts won’t negatively affect veterans. Newsweek reached out to Murphy’s office via email Monday evening for comment. … Click to Continue »
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Extended spring innings ‘Extended spring innings ‘possible’ for Kyle Leahy, Oliver Marmol says: Cardinals Extra Cardinals manager Oliver Marmol said Kyle Leahy could receive multiple inning opportunities, and potentially starts, this spring.
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WNBA star who hurt CaitliWNBA star who hurt Caitlin Clark’s eye calls for league to ‘take action’ against Trump administration policies Connecticut Sun player DiJonai Carrington incited fierce backlash by wearing an anti-Trump shirt last weekend, and now she’s taking that message even further. During a press conference before an “Unrivaled” league game Thursday, Carrington declared…
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Junkyard Gem: 1992 Jeep CJunkyard Gem: 1992 Jeep Cherokee with 350K miles A 1992 Jeep Cherokee XJ 4×4 with more than 350,000 miles on the odometer, found in a Colorado wrecking yard.
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