Chuck Norris can bi

Chuck Norris is loadChuck Norris is loaded with more weaponry and alcohol than every pirate in history put together.

Those who fight ChucThose who fight Chuck Norris can not retreat or surrender. They’re dead long before they can do either.

Chuck Norris can hitChuck Norris can hit a banjo in the butt with a bull.

A programmer puts twA programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

US deports 119 migrants fUS deports 119 migrants from several nations to Panama PANAMA CITY, PANAMA — Panama has received the first U.S. flight carrying deportees from other nations as the Trump administration takes Panama up on its offer to act as a stopover for expelled migrants, the Central American nation’s president said Thursday.  “Yesterday a…