Chuck Norris can hi
Chuck Norris can hit a banjo in the butt with a bull.
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Today’s useless fact, ForToday’s useless fact, For some time Frederic Chopin, the composer and pianist, wore a beard on only one side of his face, explaining: “It does not matter, my audience sees only my right side.”
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King Solomon suggestKing Solomon suggested cutting the baby in half. Chuck Norris ACTUALLY cut the baby in half, ate it, and proceeded to impregnate both women while bellowing ” The essence of this baby will live on through the gift of my mighty seed!”
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Try buying a coffee Try buying a coffee for the creator of a free public API, now and then.
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When you’re Chuck NoWhen you’re Chuck Norris, all the sperms that didn’t make it… MAKE it.
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Walt Disney was afraWalt Disney was afraid of mice.
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Chuck Norris was in Chuck Norris was in Terminator 2. He was Judgement Day.
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