Chuck Norris can im
Chuck Norris can impregnate Hercules just by pointing at him.
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Tony the Tiger knowsTony the Tiger knows that Chuck Norris is G-R-E-A-T!
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Niagara County man sentenNiagara County man sentenced for setting deputy’s car on fire BUFFALO, N.Y. (WIVB) — A Niagara County man has been sentenced to four years in prison for setting a sheriff’s office patrol car on fire in 2023, the Niagara County District Attorney’s Office said Friday. Schuyler Johnson, 53, and of Sanborn, pleaded…
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One time Jason VoorhOne time Jason Voorhees made fun of Chuck Norris during a hockey game. He roundhouse kicked Jason in the face so hard, he melded the goalie mask to his face, broke his vocal cords, and messed up his brain so much, he became a serial killer.
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What is the least spWhat is the least spoken language in the world? : Sign language.
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Hollywood street closuresHollywood street closures begin for 2025 Oscars The Oscars are just days away, and Hollywood’s first big round of street closures has begun to accommodate all the preps for the big day. Starting Thursday, all lanes of Hollywood Boulevard are closed from Orange Drive to Highland Avenue until 6:00 a.m. on March 5….
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The Zohan doesn’t meThe Zohan doesn’t mess with Chuck Norris.
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