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Relationship Status:Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog’s paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.

Chuck Norris is so fChuck Norris is so fast that he can use the earths rotation as a tredmill.

When Chuck Norris haWhen Chuck Norris has to lay low from the cops, his alias is Not Chuck Norris. He has photo ID and everything.

Never cut your own fNever cut your own fringe.

Chuck Norris does noChuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes KILLING.