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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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The expression ‘keepThe expression ‘keep your eyes peeled’ originated from a horrifying incident involving Chuck Norris, a bowie knife, and some unlucky asshole.
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Chuck Norris had a sChuck Norris had a staring contest with the sky, it fell.
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Daniel Boone was knoDaniel Boone was known to wear a coonskin hat. Chuck Norris often wears a live wolverine for a hat.
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Always block trolls.Always block trolls.
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Someone once put ChuSomeone once put Chuck Norris on hold, that’s where the term “Choke Hold” comes from.
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