Chuck Norris had to
Chuck Norris had to stop setting his phone to vibrate, the earthqaukes where killing people.
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The expression ‘keepThe expression ‘keep your eyes peeled’ originated from a horrifying incident involving Chuck Norris, a bowie knife, and some unlucky asshole.
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Chuck Norris went onChuck Norris went on a hike up mount st helens on may 18 1980. then he had to take a dump…
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Todays Technical excuse JTodays Technical excuse Just gotta finishing setting interface for the external losses
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A-STEP: The AstroPix SounA-STEP: The AstroPix Sounding Rocket Technology Demonstration Payload arXiv:2411.03165v1 Announce Type: new Abstract: A next-generation medium-energy (100 keV to 100 MeV) gamma-ray observatory will greatly enhance the identification and characterization of multimessenger sources in the coming decade. Coupling gamma-ray spectroscopy, imaging, and polarization to neutr…
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Chuck Norris never cChuck Norris never cries, in fact he does the exact opposite. His eyes suck in other people’s tears.
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Today, my son asked Today, my son asked “Can I have a book mark?” and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
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