Chuck Norris is so
Chuck Norris is so hard that he mows the lawn with his teeth.
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Homeless people are Homeless people are afraid to ask Chuck Norris for change. The last guy who did got a half dollar scissor kicked up his ass…twice.
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Junkyard Gem: 1992 Jeep CJunkyard Gem: 1992 Jeep Cherokee with 350K miles A 1992 Jeep Cherokee XJ 4×4 with more than 350,000 miles on the odometer, found in a Colorado wrecking yard.
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Eyeing export orders, NorEyeing export orders, Northrop unveils counter-UAS Bushmaster M230LF dual-feed gun – Breaking Defense Northrop has developed a prototype of the new gun, completed a phase of “internal live firing” and plans on new live fire trials based off a 4×4 sized vehicle, “similar to a JLTV [Joint Light Tactical Vehicle]” type, in…
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If you have grandparIf you have grandparents or parents – Talk to them more. Ask them about their life experiences.
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Chuck Norris once swChuck Norris once swam the English Channel in 10 minutes while pulling 3 oil tankers with his teeth. Upon Chuck’s arrival in France, the French immediately surrendered.
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Chuck Norris inventeChuck Norris invented The Kama Sutra.
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