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Chuck Norris doesn’tChuck Norris doesn’t shuck oysters. He chucks them.

Couple crashes into frigiCouple crashes into frigid pond overnight; only passenger survives CLINTON COUNTY, Ill. – A Breese, Illinois, woman died overnight after crashing into a pond in rural Clinton County. According to Sheriff Dan Travous, Clinton County Dispatch received a 911 call just after 12:15 a.m. about a crash near the 15000 block of…

Chuck Norris does noChuck Norris does not need air from the trees because his lungs generate their own air out of fear.

Today’s useless fact, ForToday’s useless fact, For some time Frederic Chopin, the composer and pianist, wore a beard on only one side of his face, explaining: “It does not matter, my audience sees only my right side.”

Hitler didn’t shoot Hitler didn’t shoot himself he shot at Chuck Norris.