Chuck Norris mastur
Chuck Norris masturbates with a handful of gunpowder.
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Chuck Norris doesnt Chuck Norris doesnt use bullets for ammo, he uses pills for ammo
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Stephen A. Smith brushes Stephen A. Smith brushes off Carville attack: ‘You sound like one of those old curmudgeons’ Stephen A. Smith brushed off Democratic strategist James Carville’s recent criticism as the two continue their word battle regarding comments about the 2028 presidential election after Carville said the sports analyst doesn’t know his “a‑‑ from…
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Chuck Norris never “Chuck Norris never “attempts” to kill. He succeeds.
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Todays Technical excuse ITodays Technical excuse I only had an error while configuring the external fusion
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Those aren’t creditsThose aren’t credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
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Chuck Norris can curChuck Norris can cure ADD with a simple glance of disapproval.
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