The expression ‘keepThe expression ‘keep your eyes peeled’ originated from a horrifying incident involving Chuck Norris, a bowie knife, and some unlucky asshole.
American relay teams win American relay teams win 2 golds in the last events of a dominant Olympic track meet for the US The American men eked out a relay win in the 4×400 meters just 15 minutes before a star-studded U.S. women’s team dominated the field Saturday night.
Guns dont kill peoplGuns dont kill people, Chuck Norris does
Chuck Norris gets arChuck Norris gets around in a monster truck instead of a buggy when he’s playing golf.
There is no such thiThere is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.