Chuck Norris once p
Chuck Norris once punched a man so hard in his mouth that the only thing that came out of the man’s penis for 3 weeks was teeth
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Most folks that eat Most folks that eat a bowl of Chuck Norris’ Texas style ham & beans immediately blow out thier O-ring.
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There were originallThere were originally 11 commandments. Unfortunately Moses did not catch the last. ‘Thou shalt not fuck with Chuck Norris.’
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…Where no man has …Where no man has gone before! Chuck Norris doesn’t need the “Star Fleet”. He’s went everywhere.
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Chuck Norris once plChuck Norris once played pokemon black, caught a lvl 0 magikarp and beat the whole game
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Todays quote is : Anyone Todays quote is : Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.
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