Chuck Norris never hChuck Norris never had a bustle in his hedgerow, and if he ever does, he won’t be alarmed. In fact, he is the only person on earth who knows what the fuck that actually means.
When he was young, CWhen he was young, Chuck Norris wore a bear trap as teeth braces.
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when Chuck Norris plwhen Chuck Norris played foot ball in high school, the coach new better than to say bring the house, cause he new that Chuck Norris would bring the house the garage and the family car, and then throw it at the quarter back.
Chuck Norris was theChuck Norris was the only person to ever shoot at Wyatt Earp and not miss. Many Bothans died to bring you this information.
Junkyard Gem: 1992 Jeep CJunkyard Gem: 1992 Jeep Cherokee with 350K miles A 1992 Jeep Cherokee XJ 4×4 with more than 350,000 miles on the odometer, found in a Colorado wrecking yard.