Plant a tree.Plant a tree.
One day Chuck NorrisOne day Chuck Norris was bored, so he grabbed a lighter, put it up to his ass, and farted. This was known as the Big Bang.
Chuck Norris likes AChuck Norris likes Apples for dessert … especially Macbook Pros and Airbooks
A trip through Vigilante’A trip through Vigilante’s Jeep restomod and restoration wonderland Old SJ-series Jeep models are some of the most iconic American things there are. At Vigilante 4×4 in Texas, however, adding rubber-burning muscle and a whole lot of engineering makes them even more.
Nike says, ‘Just Do Nike says, ‘Just Do It’. Chuck Norris says, ‘shut the fuck up, boy’.
Chuck Norris has alrChuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.