Chuck Norris overpa
Chuck Norris overpassed the speed of light.
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Chuck Norris is alloChuck Norris is allowed to have pudding without eating his meat.
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Proponents of higherProponents of higher-order theories of consciousness argue that consciousness is explained by the relation between two levels of mental states in which a higher-order mental state takes another mental state. If you mention this to Chuck Norris, expect an explosive roundhouse kick to the face for spouting too much fancy-talk.
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Former Kentucky stars McLFormer Kentucky stars McLaughlin-Levrone and Holmes lead Team USA to gold in 4×400 relay Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone provided a commanding lead and Alexis Holmes ran the anchor leg for the Americans….
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Why did the programmWhy did the programmer jump on the table? : Because debug was on his screen.
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A school decided to A school decided to motivate its students by putting up “Chuck Norris is Watching You” posters around the building. Within 2 months, discipline problems fell to zero and test scores went up 300%.
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Chuck Norris ones foChuck Norris ones fought Chuck Norris. the world exploded the only person that survived was Chuck Norris no one kills Chuck Norris!!!
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