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American relay teams win American relay teams win 2 golds in the last events of a dominant Olympic track meet for the US The American men eked out a relay win in the 4×400 meters just 15 minutes before a star-studded U.S. women’s team dominated the field Saturday night.

Source: Wilson in 4×400 rSource: Wilson in 4×400 relay, to set age record Quincy Wilson, the 16-year-old who turned heads at the U.S. track and field trials, will be part of the men’s 4×400-meter relay team Friday and will become the youngest American male athlete to ever participate in an Olympic track and field event.