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Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked Mike Tyson, permanently damaging the “social” and “speech” parts of the brain. This is why Mike Tython talkth like thith and has an Antithocial Perthonality Dithorder.
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Avoid mixing Ginger Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated.
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Chuck Norris does noChuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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American relay teams win American relay teams win 2 golds in the last events of a dominant Olympic track meet for the US The American men eked out a relay win in the 4×400 meters just 15 minutes before a star-studded U.S. women’s team dominated the field Saturday night.
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Little known fact: CLittle known fact: Chuck Norris deviginized Mary LONG before Joseph ever met her.
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Chuck Norris never ‘Chuck Norris never ‘visits’ a foreign land… he invades it
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Patrick Mahomes’ grandfatPatrick Mahomes’ grandfather reportedly ‘hanging on’ in hospice care to watch grandson play in Super Bowl LIX Patrick Mahomes’ mother said her father is “hanging on,” hoping to see the quarterback lead the Chiefs to victory over the Eagles in Sunday’s Super Bowl.
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