Chuck Norris shits
Chuck Norris shits gold bars.
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American relay teams win American relay teams win 2 golds in the last events of a dominant Olympic track meet for the US The American men eked out a relay win in the 4×400 meters just 15 minutes before a star-studded U.S. women’s team dominated the field Saturday night.
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Jennifer Garner’s BoyfrieJennifer Garner’s Boyfriend Seen With Ex-Wife After Ben Affleck Hug Well, this is getting interesting. Jennifer Garner’s boyfriend John Miller was spotted spending time with his ex-wife Caroline Campbell … a week after Ben Affleck was caught affectionately hugging J…
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Once, while dining iOnce, while dining in a fancy New York restaurant, Chuck Norris discovered a fly in his soup. There were no survivors.
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Chuck Norris has to Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon.
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when firs man inventwhen firs man inventioned submarine, he saw a Chuck Norris smiling at him at deapt of 34000feets
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Chuck Norris inventeChuck Norris invented the internet? just so he had a place to store his porn.
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