Chuck Norris shot t
Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, killed Kenny, and killed Mr. Boddy in the hall with a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris knows wChuck Norris knows what a tinker is and why they don’t give a damn.
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Chuck Norris recentlChuck Norris recently appeared on a 15-minute segment of ‘Good Morning America’, to promote and demonstrate the Total Gym 1000, while holding a bison in a headlock.
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Chuck Norris wants aChuck Norris wants all South Carolina beach goers to feel safe because he will personally be extracting all the teeth from all area sharks this 4th of July weekend.
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Mercy is the better Mercy is the better part of justice.
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Zen Advice The goal Zen Advice The goal is not to be perfect by the end, the goal is to be better today. Author Simon Sinek
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Chuck Norris does noChuck Norris does not hang ductwork. Ductwork hang’s itself when it encounters Chuck Norris.
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