Chuck Norris turned
Chuck Norris turned down the role as Optimus Prime!
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Puppies were in peril as Puppies were in peril as snowstorm rolled in. So shelter 5 hours away hatched a plan When six puppies and their mother could no longer be cared for with frigid — and dangerous — temperatures about ready to plummet in the area, rescuers with a Vancouver, … Click to Continue…
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The only thing that The only thing that can survive a nuke is twinkes. And Chuck Norris.
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Hollywood street closuresHollywood street closures begin for 2025 Oscars The Oscars are just days away, and Hollywood’s first big round of street closures has begun to accommodate all the preps for the big day. Starting Thursday, all lanes of Hollywood Boulevard are closed from Orange Drive to Highland Avenue until 6:00 a.m. on March 5….
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Chuck Norris never cChuck Norris never cries, in fact he does the exact opposite. His eyes suck in other people’s tears.
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Zen Advice If you waZen Advice If you want something you’ve never had you must be willing to do something you’ve never done. Author Thomas Jefferson
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When Chuck Norris goWhen Chuck Norris goes out to eat, waiters and waitresses give him 15% tips.
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